Damned if I haven’t written another cryptic crossword for you.

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Solution and explanations are in the following post. Scroll down for a browser-solvable version. (There are no “reveal” buttons, but you will get a confirmation message if you have fully filled in the grid correctly.) Or download and print off the standard or inksaver png versions. Let me know your favourite clue(s?!) in the comments here, or on Mastodon.